Your New Year(according to me)

New year, new possibilities, new opportunities to become the person you have always wanted to be.. I've never been against resolutions, I love the idea, even though I don't like the idea of waiting for the new year for you to start considering reformation (Yes I used the word idea twice, as long as you get the idea)

So for those of you who haven't penned some down here are a few that I'm suggesting completely out of a sense of self righteousness, a pedestal I quite frankly shouldn't climb even if I had the privilege of being Jay-Z at the edge of Beyonce's bed (Or Sascha Fierce's bed, who knows what they're into? No really, if you know my email address is ashwyntheperformer@gmail.com)  but still.. the point is I shouldn't be on this pedestal but I am for now, so let's get on with it..

1. The Xenophobic : Stop it. It looks ridiculous running in the streets burning tires and attacking people when we can watch AKA and Cassper Nyovest reenact a watered down version of the Nas and Jay-Z beef if it was over the right to massage Taylor Swift's feet.

2. Taylor Swift fans : Stop it.  We just let Justin Beiber in, don't ruin it for everybody, Arianna Grande has beeen waiting in line.

3. Fvck Boys : I don't not condone the use of this term but I do have a problem with men who think a woman's heart is their box of toys which they can mess up and only pay attention to when you're bored. So umm, fvck boys . Stop it.

4. Dem Girls. You know dem? Tell you the importance of commitment while planning to be as committed as Chloe Kardashian is to one facial expression .

5. Anyone who says they don't see colour : How? Even not seeing colour leaves just Black and white.. Black people have centuries of hurt to get over AT THEIR OWN TIME  and positive images to build for the young ones, unity IS the KEY, WE SHOULD LIVE PEACEFULLY AND WITH LOVE FOR EVERY HUMAN.. But that's not a reason to forfeit one's identity.

6. Any man who wears white socks with a black suit : Stop it.

7. Sexists : You have sisters and mothers who raised you, would you want to see them being treated as an inferior human being by any man? No! So stop trying to make people's sisters, daughter's  and mothers submit to you. It's simple.

8. Me : I should probably stop telling people what to do with their lives, this was the first time though so I still  hope you enjoyed it. It was special to me.....*insert awkward silence here*

I'll call tomorrow..

Promise....

Happy 2016.